Let’s break down this masterpiece for a second.
Left to right:
Tristan with some kind of other-worldly antennae/ death whip growing out of his scalp. Not far from the truth. He’s got dangerously attractive hair.
Me on an intense steroid binge. Quizzical look.
Jim with a bowling ball face and elf shoes. Ultra friendly.
Quark with true-to-life mohawk and toothpick legs. Seagull mouth.
Erin with a smiley-face nose and paddles for hands.
Seriously great illustrations. None of us have ever looked so good.
Tristan, Jordan, Jim, Quark, Erin